If you’re edge and vegan then be my friend so we can cook things together and enjoy non-alcoholic beers together and go camping and other shit

I’m a vegan

you’re a vegan

let’s get together and make tons and tons of delicious food and sit around and eat it all until we feel sick in which we’ll just keep eating because food is gOD

I just put peanut butter in my chex cereal and added chocolate soy milk and hOLY FUCK

If you’re a vegan and know you’re fucking awesome, then follow me so we can swap recipes and stories and text and yeah yeah yeah

“Yo you’re super hot but I eat meat sorry I can’t date you since you’re a vegan”

Oh god let me eat a pint of soy ice cream and then sob in my vegan significant other’s arms while Adele plays in the background and I wonder what I did to deserve this

There’s three different types of bread at this cafe there’s pumpkin spice, banana walnut, and zucchini and they’re all vegan and I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CHOOSE FUCK

Oh cool Grandma thanks for making me literally a fucking gallon of ~ vegetable soup ~ only to tell me you used chicken for the broth no it’s totally okay that I drove 40 miles to pick it up only to find out I can’t eat it seriously you rule

Oh and thanks for the two hour lecture on how I’m going to die alone because I can’t afford college LUVH YEW TEW GRANNY

Aw my kind of boyfriend said he wants to be a vegan and has no problem with going out to eat at vegan-only places when he visits aw man he’s a keeper

Why did I just sign up for vegetarian speed dating next weekend at Saturn Cafe oh my god

Going fully raw as of tomorrow. Any tips, comments, or recipes you guys got for me?!

I’m trying to get my baby brother to adopt some vegan alternatives in his every day life and honestly when he told me he liked the flavor of chocolate coconut milk I was never a more proud sister