July 2012
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Wow here I am in literally the comfiest blanket burrito ever and all I want is some dunkin donuts coffee and sex jesus christ
winkwonkroxy:
patronsaintofqualityfootwear:
if you say “bloody maury” into a mirror three times you will be the father
i did not see that coming
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One of you bastards even compared me to hitler and called me a nazi
I’m a Jew, you asshole
Only on tumblr can I say I don’t want to get married and get 16 messages calling me a piece of shit in under ten minutes
Does it honestly matter, I mean really guys come on now
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June 2012
I just want to eat and not be fat anymore wah