elevenfeathers: I feel like Eurovision is Europe’s best inside joke.
where-is-my-clock: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
Anonymous asked: How many tattoos do you have?
They failed because the people of Boston refuse to be intimidated.– President Obama (via hortonhearsawooo)
Meat eater: Hey vegan where do you get protein?
Meat eater: hey vegan do you want some bacon OH WAIT YOU CAN'T!!!!
Meat eater: Hey vegan WHAT ABOUT CANINE TEETH? EXPLAIN THEM HUH I BET YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!
Meat eater: Hey VEGAN can you still suck my dick or is that not vegan LOL!!!!!!
Meat eater: Hey vegan do you know what PETA stands for? people eating tasty animals!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
Meat eater: wHAT YOU ARE VEGAN? OH HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN SOMEONE IS VEGAN OH DONT WORRY THEY WILL TELL YOU HAHAHA
Meat eater: WHAT ABOUT PLANTS FEEEELINGGGGSSSSS CARROT GENOCIDE
Vegan: Can you please shut up?
Meat eater: OH MY GOD YOU MISANTHROPIC ELITIST PIECE OF SHIT! SO MUCH FOR COMPASSION. FUCKING GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. FUCKING RUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
When your significant other’s friends assume they’re a part of your relationship Uh excuse me we’re a couple not the three musketeers like what the fuck go away shoo
framesjanco: IT ANNOYS ME TO NO END THAT PEOPLE GET ALL UP IN ARMS WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT FEMINISM AND THEY GET THAT LOOK IN THEIR EYE LIKE “OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN” YEAH HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU WITH A BOX OF TAMPONS AND SOME BRAS IF YOU KEEP PATRONIZING A MOVEMENT THAT EXISTS BECAUSE YOU ROLL YOUR EYES WHEN I TALK ABOUT EQUALITY